I just saw a piece of some documentary on feral chickens in Key West (I think it was). Evidently, they just breed, poop everywhere, lay eggs, crow, and nest in trees at night and annoy the residents to death.
Well, that tells me there ain't none of MY kind of people in Key West. You have something pooping on your car, making noise at night, and digging in your garden and it happens to be FREE FOOD, and you still have a problem!?!?
You getcha a slingshot, air pistol, or bow and arrow, and/or a semi-ambitious dog (spaniel or retriever would do fine), fire up the turkey fryer, roundup the neighbors, get some beer, cole slaw, taters, and grease up a neighborhood full of free-range barnyard strollers--problem solved!
Is there something wrong with those folks down there (besides probably too much money), or am I missing something?