Have you tried the new Mossophone records? Not only are they guaranteed to give you a lifetime of sorrow, they will also make your neighbours' lives miserable!
The critics are raving about it:
"This is utter, utter s***"
-- Banjo Weekly
"What the f*** is this?"
-- The Banjo Enquirer
"Surprisingly, when the record stopped playing, my ears stopped bleeding!"
-- Banjo Times
What are you waiting for? Get yours now and get your own Mossophone Record Player free!
So here's a fun little march called "The Sports Parade"... very catchy and surprisingly easy to learn, it's a poor man's Ad Astra. A brilliant tune!
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The Sports Parade -- with piano accompaniment!
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