Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you. Please pass this on to your children and grandchildren so they can understand your texts.
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ATD:
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At The Doctor's
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BFF:
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Best Friend Fainted
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BTW:
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Bring The Wheelchair
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BYOT:
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Bring Your Own Teeth
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CBM:
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Covered By Medicare
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CGU:
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Can't get up
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CUATSC:
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See You At The Senior Center
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DWI:
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Driving While Incontinent
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FWB:
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Friend With Beta Blockers
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FWIW:
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Forgot Where I Was
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FYI:
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Found Your Insulin
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GGPBL:
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Gotta Go Pacemaker Battery Low!
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GHA:
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Got Heartburn Again
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HGBM:
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Had Good Bowel Movement
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IMHO:
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Is My Hearing-Aid On?
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LMDO:
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Laughing My Dentures Out
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LOL:
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Living On Lipitor
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LWO:
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Lawrence Welk's On
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OMMR:
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On My Massage Recliner
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OMSG:
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Oh My! Sorry Gas.
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ROFL... CGU:
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Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
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TTYL:
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Talk To You Louder
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WAITT:
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Who Am I Talking To?
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WTFA:
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Wet The Furniture Again
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WTP:
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Where's The Prunes?
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WWNO:
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Walker Wheels Need Oil
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GGLKI:
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(Gotta Go Laxative Kicking In)
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