I was in a Downtown bar last night. Had a few drinks.....
I noticed two very large women by the bar.
They both had strong accents,and having been to England, Scotland, and Wales back in 1999 (Irene and my 25th wedding anniversary trip), I asked them, "Hey, are you two ladies from Scotland?"
One of them turned to me and screamed, "It's WALES, you IDIOT!!"
So, I immediately apologized, and said, "Sorry,.... Are you two whales from Scotland?"
When I regained consciousness in the alley, I told the policemen that's the last thing I remember.....
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A slightly modified version of a joke I just got in the e-mail, from BHO member Marcia.