Inusual huntin methods..

An old man id sittin on tha porch...watchin tha sun rise...
Tha neighbor kid is strolin down tha street whid ah roll of chicken wire.....

Hey, boy....what ya gonnah do whid that chicken wire...?

I'm gonnah catch me sum chickens...says tha boy...


Tha Old Man shouts...ya danged fool...ya can't catch chickiens whid chicken wire...
Tha boy just grinned...

Later....that evinin...tha old man was on tha porch gittin ready ta watch tha sunset...
N...along come tha boy dragon tha chicken wire whid 30...chickens in it..

Tha next moanin......tha Old Man again wud watchin tha sunrise...
N....again tha boy ...wud walkin up tha street.this time carryin sumpthin..


What'cha got thar..?

Duck tape....said tha boy..

Duck tape..? Said tha Old Man....whud ya gpnnah do whid that...?

Gonnah catch sum ducks explained tha boy.

Ha! Ya danged fool..ya can't catch ducks whid duck tape...exclaimed tha Old Man.

Tha boy just smiled....

That evonin tha Old Man spys...tha young boy walkin up tha,street...whid tha unwound roll of duck tape streached out ..n...35 ducks in it...


Tha next moanin.... Tha Old Man...sees tha boy walkin down tha street..
Whid ah long reed whid ah fuzzy top on it...

What ya got thar asked tha Old Man?


...Ah..p**** willow...said tha boy...






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