The old joke where the Dalai Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks "Can you make me one with everything?"
There is actually a Youtube Video of a news anchor (either Brit or Aussie I'd say) telling that joke to the Dalai Lama himself! I would not have believed it.
I saw it in a compilation of news reporter fails or similar title. I won't spoil it by telling you the reaction........let's just say they don't have much pizza in Tibet.