I was sitting in a bar/restaurant with my lady companion, Jackie, eating a late lunch last weekend...
We were up in the Pennsylvania Blue Ridge Mountains, enjoying the scenery and happened upon the Carsonville Hotel, which looks like an old roadhouse from the 1920s...
It had an old, long-out-of-service gas pump in front of the building...
While inside, we heard two locals chatting, telling stories and jokes... talking sports intermittently...
When one says to the other:
"What's the difference between 'BEER Nuts' and 'DEER Nuts'?"...
The second fellow scratches his head and shrugs...
"BEER Nuts" are a dollar-fifty and "DEER Nuts" are under a buck!"...
Tom