I was noodling around on eBay and found this:
Click to see-->> Bedpan Banjo on eBay
A fully-functioning banjo made out of a bedpan. I suppose your facial expression can now match your banjo? Or, better still, you don't have to take bathroom breaks anymore? Is there some deep subliminal message here? I'm confused, hey I'm a banjo picker...
And it does seem to have a hefty tone ring. Just afraid what other rings might develop on their own...
So for some lucky person out there....